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Oct. 31st, 2009 04:44 pmHappy Hallowe'en, freaks.
This has to be among one of the weirdest Halloweens I've ever experienced, including that time I drank from the punch bowl and lost a huge chunk of memory. And trashed my old apartment.
Don't suppose we can upload any of this on youtube? No? Then I'll just have to take pictures.
I don't miss having to hand out candy to mundane children in their cheap Downworlder costumes. I always slip the Disney princesses the most chocolate. Now that's cute. Sparkles, flounces, and a tiara. I'm jealous. Why didn't I get a cute costume?
Instead, I've got this oversized pimple, a polyester nightmare, and I'm hungry. Like mad hungry. And horny.
This is going to end at the stroke of midnight, right? Or are we turning into pumpkins?
This has to be among one of the weirdest Halloweens I've ever experienced, including that time I drank from the punch bowl and lost a huge chunk of memory. And trashed my old apartment.
Don't suppose we can upload any of this on youtube? No? Then I'll just have to take pictures.
I don't miss having to hand out candy to mundane children in their cheap Downworlder costumes. I always slip the Disney princesses the most chocolate. Now that's cute. Sparkles, flounces, and a tiara. I'm jealous. Why didn't I get a cute costume?
Instead, I've got this oversized pimple, a polyester nightmare, and I'm hungry. Like mad hungry. And horny.
This is going to end at the stroke of midnight, right? Or are we turning into pumpkins?
