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[highwarlockmb]

(Look at this contact list. I haven't seen a line this long since Purgatory opened up. The night club - not that gray area in hell. I think I'll spam everyone and see if anyone interesting pops up. Or maybe I'll find the fretting owner of this phone. Starting to lean toward a girl, not a boy - it's so pretty. And I've added some flare to the cover to match my nailpolish.)

 

As the modern slang goes: what up? Don't suppose anyone knows how far we are from Brooklyn? I tried to conjure a map, and didn't recognize any of the landmarks. It can't be upstate.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

The people I've talked to told me this was Somarium. And that it's a dream world or something. As for how, no one really knows man.

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Hm. I wonder if it's some sort of spell. The question is, courtesy of an enemy or a prank from an old friend?

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

That's a good question actually. If England did this - boy, I'd actually believe his gibberish curses and unicorns.

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I don't have one enemy or one prank-playing friend. And too many of them are warlocks. Quite capable.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

Did you say your a "warlock"? ... And you're from Brooklyn?

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Hence the fabulous title. Magnificent Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn. If we weren't in the middle of who-knows-where, I might be insulted.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

I thought I got rid of you guys in the colony days ... But uh, yeah! Magus right?

I'm your country, America! *lolwat*

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Do you have a fabulous costume to go with that? Like a parade float?

And no, witches and warloocks weren't eradicated. We just went underground.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

I could have live without the info...

Well, I do have my bomber jack- HEY. I'm telling the truth! I really am a personified nation.

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I'm a personified burrough. I claim Brooklyn. Smooch.

You can take the rest.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

God. England was right. We ARE jackasses... Oh and? Thanks but they're all mine to begin with, pal.

:P

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Aren't you greedy?

Is England a drag-queen?

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

I'm allowed to be.

Haha! He'd get a kick of that. But nah, he does some freaky black magic though. It's creepy.

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

Freaky black magic? I'd like to meet this "England."

I was envisioning sparkling British flag-dress, red heels, and a blond Dolly wig. But that's just me.

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[codenamehero.livejournal.com]

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[highwarlockmb.livejournal.com]

It's true;) But you were amused, so what does that say about you, America?