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(Look at this contact list. I haven't seen a line this long since Purgatory opened up. The night club - not that gray area in hell. I think I'll spam everyone and see if anyone interesting pops up. Or maybe I'll find the fretting owner of this phone. Starting to lean toward a girl, not a boy - it's so pretty. And I've added some flare to the cover to match my nailpolish.)

As the modern slang goes: what up? Don't suppose anyone knows how far we are from Brooklyn? I tried to conjure a map, and didn't recognize any of the landmarks. It can't be upstate.

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For one thing, if it was Brooklyn, there would be a lot more cars.

In any case, you're not in NY.

Obviously, I'm aware that I'm not in Brooklyn anymore. I'm not drunk. But no one dropped a house on my sister, and I don't own a pair of flashy red pumps, so I'm still unclear on where *here* is and how I got here.

The people I've talked to told me this was Somarium. And that it's a dream world or something. As for how, no one really knows man.

Hm. I wonder if it's some sort of spell. The question is, courtesy of an enemy or a prank from an old friend?

That's a good question actually. If England did this - boy, I'd actually believe his gibberish curses and unicorns.

Unfortunately, I don't have one enemy or one prank-playing friend. And too many of them are warlocks. Quite capable.

Did you say your a "warlock"? ... And you're from Brooklyn?

Hence the fabulous title. Magnificent Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn. If we weren't in the middle of who-knows-where, I might be insulted.

You're not near Brooklyn.

[Wait a second... that name... that's not...]

Who is this?

Madonna.

Oh. Sorry. Thought you were someone else.

[yep, still clueless]

Obviously. Because Madonna is so easy to contact by phone. Especially in the middle of who-knows-where.

Why are you talking about yourself in third person?

I was being sarcastic. I'm not Madonna, btw.

Oh.

So, who are you?

[Because it had so much impact last time when you went for the whole title...Really anticlimactic. Just keep it simple. You're not in Brooklyn anymore, Dorothy]

Magnus Bane.

[There's several minutes delay, as Alec just simply stares at the screen in astonishment, because, what the hell, that can't be right. We've been here for weeks without anyone we know... and now Magnus of all people just appears here? By the Angel...]

Prove it.

Excuse me? [Huff. Of all the gall...] I don't do parlor tricks for free.

You could just be another one of those people messing around with me.

What, did they touch you in your happy place?
You're the 2nd person to hit me back from a long list. Don't believe, fine.

I left my ID in my other pants.

Look, does the word "Shadowhunter" mean anything to you?

[we're pretty pissed at you, but still...]

Shadowhunter: Like the Po-Po without the hot uniforms. Synonyms: men in black with blades. And no sense of humor.

And needy, don't forget needy. Needy, pushy, and selfish.

Why would you say that?

I've big on honesty. That includes not lying to myself.

So Alec Lightwood is needy and selfish, is that what you're saying?

Hmm. No comment. I don't kiss and tell. So to speak.

[sigh... this is getting us no where fast]

Look, do you know how to use the video feature on your phone?

I thought I got rid of you guys in the colony days ... But uh, yeah! Magus right?

I'm your country, America! *lolwat*

Awesome! Do you have a fabulous costume to go with that? Like a parade float?

And no, witches and warloocks weren't eradicated. We just went underground.

~~I could have live without the info...~~

Well, I do have my bomber jack- HEY. I'm telling the truth! I really am a personified nation.

Yeah? I'm a personified burrough. I claim Brooklyn. Smooch.

You can take the rest.

God. England was right. We ARE jackasses... Oh and? Thanks but they're all mine to begin with, pal.

:P

Aren't you greedy?

Is England a drag-queen?

I'm allowed to be.

Haha! He'd get a kick of that. But nah, he does some freaky black magic though. It's creepy.

Freaky black magic? I'd like to meet this "England."

I was envisioning sparkling British flag-dress, red heels, and a blond Dolly wig. But that's just me.

It's true;) But you were amused, so what does that say about you, America?

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